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Titul
'The silence of the lambs' twas me what writ it,twas ever thus mes ameese, (applause, more applause, encore , he then gracefully courtseas,bows, exits stage right, falls over noisily to guffaws, 'Canned up agin Enri?'
INTERJECTION..
(FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS LET ORF BY LITTLE Mustakkkio XVii 'That's NOT bally funny' Miss Preece of the Valleys screams like the Treorchy Choir, 'it ain't boyooo,, that's the third time he's done it tooday')

photo fades out , VT now.. or freeze frame ...
'Yeah to the power of free thought(14 sum 7x9=??? and woe be upon us all and them Aldermens in Regalia Petrooburgeese Henry, tis anuffer, my bruffer, bleak wet Macbethalike amBurger 20111 night upon this kindly gathering of latterday yoretide Ortunnians -
(twitter nitter Facebook it quick patter of tinny foots and metres)
Yeah,verrily thus I do say unto three Henry yonder offsprings too be alive and living and well may they ..(loud sound of now frantikally scampering upper side darn feet and tables chairs being angrily football crowd madness like tossed and broken echo around the school hall)
Entre - Waiter, WAITEEER maintenant por favor mon ami!!!!(see a la carte menoo)
Soupe vicy sois n'est pas o du jour s'il Vous plate??

OOui Monsieur, immediatamente
Overview/Scenario and Presentayshun/appeal/ cry for help!!
We old gits get used to being ignored. It's exclushun and it hurts a bit at first, but we merilly leap switched in rocket boost back on to our zoomer frames, most of us. The alternative is that we just flippin flip flop bellly upp over, and give up zee ghost
.pause VT ..the ads start...cut to stoodeo
Ed - an aside, M subtly entitled 'I am from here (Petraburg)and I am entitled to waffle' campaign was launched this very crisp and even morn, sorry to interupt me mates
Skoool hymn
I will buy a badge meself
I shall wear it proud and tru too da loo la day... Johny,: before an emergency accurs
(sounds of Workington Brass (from Eye Toones (£3.75)) playing Edgar Allan Poe's Poomp and Circumstance MP3 via headphones, band fade in/out) as I go to school to collected Mary
St Botolphs C of E School down 'ere in Longueville mes amis, is typical I am told. Full STOP PUNkchewAySHUN YOU ILLITERATE SPIKE ISLAND GIT.....
Male ,female or inbetween, it's full of either deaf moootes who park on the disabled chevrons (a sin according to Headmistress Miss Daniels and also to Mathew verses 1874-1930 King James version) or frightened parents at the kiddy collect point.
Why?br> Dunno mates, dunno
I do foresouth suspect though that repeated spates of this bug that's going round might be to blame
The doc examined me and confirmed I have no STD's, it'snot me what done it says he , not a lot of consolation, he's a quack, but he said it such a nice cheeful smiley £65,000 p,a, company car and golfin' afternoons in the park foc thanks to La Rochelle Pharmacy sponsorship scrub up and I'm orf enough (adjectives ends here) way

PAUSE HERE..
Scene ivxi opens NOW here
(A frisky night in yon frosty Longueville, Jean Henry and Mary swift unto the school go they, it is bonfire night ennit? Occasion -Prize giving 1874

Location: St Botollsus's's School hall - 80 or so parents

Chatter - zero
Apres Pantomime engagement - silenzio
Camera shutter click click clicks a plenty

NOW Intermediate Scene XXIII(a) (pensive mood applies here)
The old geezer wonders,wanders whilst he squanders his penshun and finks of his remaining days on this planet dreaming of his Mum's rhubarb custard tarts::: - 'Do they talk at home en famille, these Fenland fringers and mates??, proper speak,Benglish or whatever? Does silenzio reigh 'ere in my home town , is it that they are just SHY

I ask Mrs Daniels if we the parents qualify for any Educashunale Occasishunal grants under Michel Goves new anti-pleb campaign ,so that free lessons could be arranged for all like The Big Sicety said twill be '''social engagement for grown ups with your kiddlies and other folk''', so we don't all forget how to get by in English or even at ,if push comes to shove, Bengali or adulterated Swahili even
Mrs Daniels says she really seriosly promises, croos my heart, looking into it with the Peterburgis Budgetary Group at the Console HQ,....but that I should not hold out tooo much hope this Century
1st Clooosing Scene (bis) - ''Oh Joy to the world...' The tra la la a la - St Bots Gospel Choir
Mary gits 'er certicate, looks like $1,000,000 'Proud Mary' la la l;ah,oooee, and we all trip elated and smilin' home in absolute silence THE THE COUP DE GRACE , we switch the 347 inch HD NEW telly on full belt top noth volume just to annoy the neighbours,
Henry and his buddy Abdullah switch their XYZ Boxes to - '''Full Metal Jacket - the final gooory 142 Hours'''- the baby screams continually for more grub - everyone's Yuletide happy and the Mullet Wine is brought out. 'The Capulets were recolting again Enri'
'That's Starbikkies for you ennit!'
Collapses and dies painfully thespian like on stage
Thurnderous applause encore, rigor mortis sets in agin

Curtins....

A new Police Uniform is needed for the 'friendly neighbourhood' policemen - NEW campaign

My neighbours talk liitle nowadays
They are wary of us
One liitle girl no longer comes to play at our house
Her Mum is cold and quiet
We live in a little close where everyone sees everything, where cars park and people come and go
Several times lately the Police have visited me, to deliver a trouble maker warning,

If they popped around in an unmarked car in plain clothes it would help

But they are welcome anyway
I am just branded the local criminal and that's that

No proper tea rooms? Lots of empty shops in Peterboro' Town Centre though? - A campaign is needed for some bally seats too

If you are concerned about the town centre, or if you want somewhere to drop in and,be out of the rain and stop shooping for a bit, or if you simply desire to sit in the open space, like the piazza centrale, the 'Tre fontane what don't often work' I have christened it (a reference my dears to the well known Rome fountains at Fontane di Trevi, as you ask) then this may interest YOU duckies.

So, tell me
Why can't a shop or too be opened up as a simple drop in tea and sandwich room where, instead of spending £333.25 on an ambooger or 17/6p on a reconstitooted Gregorio's Meat Pie
Mums,prams or pushchairs and kids could be much better accomodated AND something could entertain the kids, like a TV?
Is that a big ask?
Would that cost toooo much brass?
No, it would not
Mary Whitehouse, or whatever she is called, is supposed to be the whiz at renewing our High Streets, which are all in the same mess with farzands and 1000's of clothes Emporiums and poor Chinese supplied tattle, and Charity shops (v. useful, see my sweater...!) whilst the small shopkeeper and traditional tea room is driven out
Yes there is the cafe, at the Peterborough markit nearby , sad (but yes it's useful I agree)_the cafe by the little Tesco is the only place you can see some kids with Mums with prams having a cup of tea, and what a colourless place that is!

All right, all right!!!!!!!!!!!, there is yer MacHenry's and your Paris le Patisserie, yes, but how many Manky fatty Macs and coke can the kids guzzle down them and not become rolly polly obese, and in any case THEY don't speak Frog and the place is quite costly, 'Patisseerie zooot alors! Do they take Euros, I bet they don't?
Let Ye all campaign for a proper English tea and cakes room in the centre of town, and some ruddy seats for us oldies to sit on too, NOT under the baddy trees ye twits like what yers did before, pigeons sit in trees, pigeon pooo emantes pigeoins dunnit? THEM, didn't you know THAT I shall write, don't hold yet breath anything though, NOBODY answers my letters these days, just bins them me ducks! Especially the Council guys and gals in Peterborough, 'That trouble maker agin Marmaduke, bin it!!' I heard they say

Pic - 1) Boots Optical Store and Buy One get on Free Patisserie, my pic Fuji HS20EXR F4,1000th, weird filter Pic 2) A cup of tea

THE PRICE BARRIER We are plebs mates AND you had better understand what our place in society should jolly well be! Part of the problems is us plebs and the price barrier. They want big spenders in the city centre, the posh shops amd the larger chains have got to win, the PRIMARKS have got to thrive, and everything is money centric
Me and you and Mum's with kid's and pushkarts from Orton and Bretton just do not have that much to cough up on a Patissereee meal mates, a bally Bus Station Cafe is more our style they (they are the non plebs mate) reckon (it is cheaper too)
A tea and cakes place will attract us and, the truth is and it needs saying, they don't care if we stay away, they'd not be phased. I am not suggesting that we are not welcome BUT we would be of sooo much more much welcome if we flashed our American Express Gold card at the Patisserie.We can't, we aint got one.
That gap has to be bridged and us plebs felt welcome wherever and whenever with how ever many kiddy poos, Grannies and pushchairs... for the sake of social unity (cohesion) in this Island, Spike Island too.... get it? Have I got it right fellow plebs?

Il fondatore

This is Moi! le photo..

Yes I'm ' il Fondatore' and I deseve it ....'(call me Ed if you prefer)

... my mates have promised to help with this in a jiffy...., get here soonest lads

Yes, this IS SpikeIslandRadio to be, an it's mostly about anarchy, making trouble for most people in authority, and campaigns on behalf of us old gits right, don't read on if you are not a supporter of that, you'll be bbbbored otherwise right......

I live in Orton Longueville and I am 67, married with children Mary and Nnenda and somewhere herein I believe is a wife, more children lay in my wake, cuddly girls too...

My email is pjcfrancis@yahoo.co.uk and my mobile is 07425295929

This WILL hopefully be a seriously weird and troublesome outlet for our expression of whatever it is we want to express, focus will be over 50's but I am hoping to engage younger vol help

If you have a computer and internet line, why not chip in, do contact me, you can use a pc and get on line at the library anyway, even if you don't have one at home don't fret

....Check this out if you are bored then
The Werrington History Society and their open evening talks, great one on the VC and its history last Friday Their lapsang sooochin is very good too.

Your Ed for now

Peter Francis

Are you are 'Oddfellow' or are you weird?

My Father was a memmber of the Oddfellows Society
He is still an 'oddfellow' and I seem to have inherited the trait
So I have joined them:

My daughter Mary aged 9 says that I am 'weird', and. to be frank, I am proud of being weird and I hope I shall always remain weird Amen to that .

........ ''My Dad's bally weird isn't he?' .

. . . .

The weird plan I prefer to call it the strategy of the absurd and the observation of the strange, weird, diverse or different, or any other adjective you choose for 'different', if it's all the same to you.

What the hell is the strategy? you're talking about the type of things which will be on SpikeIslandRadioPeterborough streaming radio when it starts 'ent you? Yes, I am talking about what might appear here
And NO I shall not outline strategy because it evolves as time passes by, BUT, in principal it WILL be eclectically weird and troublesome you might say, and THAT has to be THAT

I am waiting for some help to produce it you see....

Letter to Mr Stewart Jackson MP

test two is here

VOLUNTEERS WHO CAN LAUGH OUT LOUD NEEDED.

IF YOU CAN CHORTLE OR EVEN GUFFAW IN ANY LOCAL LAGUAGE and WANNA BE A VOLUNTEER WORKING WITH ME AND THE GOOD LORD ABOVE FOR JUSTICE (AND A CUP OF TEA WHEN YOU VISIT ME)
THEN CALL NOW 07425 295925
or git me at pjcfrancis@yahoo.co.uk

As a VOLUNTEER you'll need a pen and be able to use it, in any or several of the languages you speak

I can write in Italian Italian
Can you write any other lingo spoken pen in SpikeIsland or Peterborough? GOOD you can teach me

YOU can do an hour's volunteering to write/help with articles for this blog and the streaming station planned, I really hope to stream the publication by March and you CAN be on it. You can now do a podcast by arrangement or you can jst do what you want really mates!
AT LEAST WE WILL DO 'SUMMUT!!'

signed Henry the Vexed but Good 3.1.2013