Nice at 67 better never but so what old ugly git

The best and worst of Police practices – a man’s viewpoint Imagine this scenario because it is a real one and it happens. Believe an experienced old fart, me Your wife/female partner throws a wobbly and calls the police
They come to your house
Often male and female police officer, but it does not matter
They WILL arrest YOU and take YOU away
Your name can be Harry Prince of all Christendom and beyond
Tough babe, YOU are going to the station
Yes
YOU will be eventually (takes 6 hours min) be fingerprinted, swabbed, dna’d and chuckled at YOU are all about and a PART of procedure mate andf of WE do it all THIS way the BLUE way
Take with you from home your entire collection of teabags milk and proper cup, 6 novels, I reference book, CD’s, cleaning cloths, spare shooe laces and some sandwiches, enough for the boys in blue too
FORGET the very existsance of words such as ‘rights ‘human ‘procedure’ ‘normal’ ‘when’ ‘expeditious’ and many others you will be unable even to pronounce THESE, NONE – are in the Sam Johnson V revised Engerlish dixshunHarrie
Chew up on the way and ingest ALL bits of paper
take out a subscription to the Guardian, try to get an online copy if you can, it goes further and is difficult to loose
Yes iften means hardly ever if at all means quite a abtuse thing
It’s like this can I tell you my version
The correc reply if who fuckin cares Ivan the Magnificatt IIvvvxxii just sharrap stooopid
You can have what you want just press the bell we will bring it straight away
Means don’t friggin push it, YOU will get what we say WHEN we say it right, nowt else git head
My 9 year old daughter I have to get her from school please I have been here more than 5 hours now for nothing and I live in Peterbrough and if u had called me on the phone and if you do ever I will come why should I not
risposte : disinterested silence and a polite shake of a diagonal head
Tomorrow we will deal with slammer speakInglish version V in Swahili
Hey mates lovers queers and all plebs and gits m- call uis for a friendly chat ANYTIME ON.............psd.complaints@cambs.pnn.police.uk
sURE WITHOUT FAIL mR pLOD JUST AS SOON AS WE CAN IN 2099 BABY FII
The Chief Constable here is Mr Simon Parr and do NOT quote my name whenh you send me greetings cards right, just desist ok!!!!

Men's human rights and the Peterborough police Feb 2013

The best and worst of Police practices – a man’s viewpoint Imagine this scenario ; because it is a real one and it happens every day.
Believe an experienced old fart, me Your wife/female partner throws a wobbly and calls the police
They come to your house
Often male and female police officer, but it does not matter
They WILL arrest YOU and take YOU away
Your name can be Harry Prince of all Christendom and beyond
Tough babe, YOU are going to the station
Yes
YOU will be eventually (takes 6 hours min) be fingerprinted, swabbed, dna’d and chuckled at YOU are all about and a PART mof procedure mate andf of WE do it all THIS way the BLUE way
Take with you from home your entire collection of teabags milk and proper cup, 6 novels, I reference book, CD’s, cleaning cloths, spare shooe laces and some sandwiches, enough for the boys in blue too
FORGET the very existsance of words such as ‘rights ‘human ‘procfedure’ ‘normal’ ‘when’ ‘expeditious’ and many others you will be unable even to pronounce THESE, NONE – are in the Sam Johnson V revised Engerlish dixshunHarrie
Chew up on the way and ingest ALL bits of paper
take out a subscription to the Guardian, try to get an online copy if you can, it goes further
Yes iften means hardly ever if at all means quite a abtuse thing
It’s like this can I tell you my version
The correc reply if who fuckin cares Ivan the Terrible just sharrap stooopid
You can have what you want just press the bell we will bring it straight away
Means don’t friggin push it, YOU will get what we say WHEN we say it right, nowt else git head
My 9 year old daughter I have to get her from school please I have been here more than 5 hours now for nothing and I live in Peterbrough and if u had called me on the phone aand sent less than 2 men and 2 cars....and if you do ever I will come why should I not
risposte : disinterested silence and a polite shake of a diagonal head
Tomorrow more excitement as we grapple and deal with slammer speaker according to Johnson B 1455 version V Harper & qUEEN

Sectioned might I be?? absurdity after friggin absurdity habibi

When your sanity is in question and like me you engage in nabsurdity then people question you, are you well, they think not and call the police and you can be slammed up sectioned for ever. The Police have asked me several times if I am alcohol dependant and they write down yes no and maybe he said. One Piolideman dear kind bloke said Peter is drunk that was Max Walsh. Helpful isn't it when you are with your 9 year old daughter on a saturday

I complain reply -'we can say that Peter the Police can say it yes we can' It seems THEY can say ANYEFLUENHT FIONG THEWY WANT AND WE JOW HENRY PUBLIC CANNOT WEHAT AM I TO DO

I shall apply next time when the commissioners job comes up and then buy a new police speak dictionary and learn it by rote

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Killing me softly

Killing me softly (vi) Self nil disperandum vobbiscum takes on takes on several Coxless pair leaning manifestations of itself, no denying that. (A) We will not go into them all, (B)too tedious, we’ll just skim the surface. One – you (z) self fladellate using your heavy Texan rawhide wowoooo che bella leather belt, take off your jeans later and (V) whip it ye belt with buckle across yourself. Take your shirt off for greater pleasure. Yes you CAN do this in public but don’t let the wheels bleed, that’s self harm and the police will ask you about it afterwards. It is a biological indicator of an Equadorian early spring apparently.

(xiiiii) To save the tweedle dum and dee I’ll give you my own preference. Stand rivet stock still dressed as you normally do, leave the Gucci handbag and pastel crème Bruxelles lace gloves at home though, in Cathedral Square Peterborough and scream at the top of your voice in a language of your choosing (pause here for better thesepian slant and thought), ‘I am (option is is)a bally beeeeg fool and an auld eejot. Me me me me me yes I IZ (AM OPTIOAL AGAIN) ’,yuou can adapt as necessary, take An Oxford Johnson idishun like what I use dictionary for those words pursuant to ancient Greek and Swahili origin that spring mighty quickly to the tongue but are jolly hard to spell. You’’ ll want it writ down won’t you Taff?? Why Cathedral Square in the ancient soke? Right, in days of yore (stet) The monks here were particularly knowledgeable and stoodious (stet agin) , them wrote the chronicles famously now in Ely, we won’t go to see them today, too far.

At that time the monks must also have had a pastoral role, there are some graffiti like texts indicating so carved beautifully in the Cathedral so it has to have been the case.
(a) well whilst you fladgellate, use the high octave I call it scream (no bag remember), yes I know I am a humanitarian and vegetarian ; you would after the trauma has passed want some solace and pastoral care. Forget it, there is none.
Even the short and quirkly happy smart little roadsweeper with the club foot will give you a wide birth and just light another fag as he passes.
The SaLVATION Army is never there on weekdays and the Carpethian Sisters of Grenoble the Hermit Lungo Templo Amen do NOT cross the soke boundaries, they say tooo dangerous.
You are on your own. You have made your point. No help, No seats. It is raining hares and goatees, you are wet. You want a pint. You have had it up to ere. You notice passers by talking guardedly on their mobiles and think the police have been called. Scarper quick.

The Camel and Sophist is not a bad pub by Cairo standards where there are few, let’s meet there after. Half of Abbott’s was it?

(b) Domingo is not bad rolling baccie either whilst I fink about it, have a cig on your way. 5 euros from Belgiam for 500gs, £35.99 in Asda, fair do’s fings is Australian as the moment aint they.
Listen wacker, if you think THIS is tedious bizarre out of this planet in the ether somewhere forget that. YOU thud hear my 65000 word epithets to Max Wall now legendary first inscribed on best Harrods vellum, 1956 – 1999, Harper and Flootist G & G 16.7, isbn so have I 99088.88 and being bid for now by the British Museum. There is wackier ALWAYS a point to be made. I am slow and tedious and an old tart but at LEAST I do with some high pressure steam coming from various orifices get there.
(b bis IIIVX) WHARUTT you scream. Me wife has left me and wants me jailed for eternity and plus that, I have been locked up twice this week and spent 56 hours in the pleasant if tedious company of the rozzers that’s wot we have here wacker. NOW do not try this at home if you are wearing an ear stud and are gay touché wet daft effed up or a bloke. DO NOT phone the police OT EVEN FINK abart it and say your partner is trying to beat you to a pulp, even if he / she/ it/ awotevva is. Coz Police ONLY listin to wimmins and you wacker is a bloke gerrit!!
Omnius vobiscum another pint clean glass no handle please ta. Break for ads. This tome is being brought to you close to the Nanny goat and Beard and the Restover Lodge Hoptel in Boongate Fengate Peterborough near the dog track. Rooms 32 polished grouts no extras but some nice looking ladies all smiling and never coming to your room on time, late but promises a plenty yet to be fulfilled. We are broadcastin from there tonite ones pad having declaured universal independence from you Police edict rendered off limit’s OR straight to Jug no passin GO no 200 quid attributed to Cambridgeshire constabulary it says so on the charge sheet. Fade and action take up again

Abbots tastes great. You wash your eyelashes with a finger dipped in it, a sign of devotion and deep homily in Tibet and you proceed to sip it reverently. £2.49 no bad Mactouche and Salmoniz 17 yr matured
Recapitulate expand, don’t marry a woman, any variety, don’t ; if you do don’t ever speak ever to her, don’t have any kind of relationship with her don’t live with her carry an AK47 and prepare to be banged up for ever in San Clinton with a happy biffday card. Say goodbyte to freedome the world Abbots brew fags and and OBE. Right? Right! The Phoros cost ya £6000 ya prat###
Huntings Solicitors ent bad is them? (note Chronicles Saxon Anglais vx sculpted used here to show I aint fick)
omnis vobiscuum often I’d say.
Seen vu bill tho’?
Nah??
17 and 6!
Ballymeaner - - but I have gropers or American Expired Gold Cud which is it to be my man
Gis a pint of Abbots and we’ll call it quickies right.
Agreed, shake and bugger off on the chopper, mind the crane as you go over won’t yas?
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Just take me Rolex brute Blu laser, Purdy guns and the Lamborghini Espada. I’ll pay the crateing and shipping cost. OK you drive an ard bargin TEK the bloody cottage then too
THE YEARS RESULT FROM OFTWOT ABRDIGED OFT AFT AND ALWAYS
You PASSED booger it, NOW go QUICK to the ubiquitous magpie Kevfoski jNR move QP17 to PQ17 and an arf on P 766
PHOTOGRAPH – on location in Cafeereal Square D Bailey

Laugh

Laugh at no cost whatsoever and austerity everywhere The white but dirty van parked in the even dirtier layby by the even muchier turd infested grass bank is a Catering van. The van is not clean no, but has a road tax sticker. There is an awning and good table service is provided by Beniamino from Corfoo, he says ? It’s a good business and frequented frequently by those frequenting the frequently frequented Lloyd Wrightesque Police Barracks which overlooks and oversees wimin everywhere specially on weekdays and at weekends.
Many brutal instances of the beaches of basic human rights (see UN Dec Univ. Human Rights 1956) were made in ancient Rome, even more appartently according to Gov stats soon to me publicated occur in Peterborough. Bulgarians and Rumanians will improve this is the longer term says the Mayor, good news indeed.

BUT the over- riding consideration and concern for the HR commission is the grub, that’s where white dirty van greasy spoon Ink. makes its brass. Take away favourites and BBC Food Pogrom winners this year are the aforesaid. Water is the best seller, tea bags come a close second, sugar, milk sarnies a pkenty grtated gloats cheese atandooori bush meat warmed and then basmati rice, adjuncts are a wet towel, sunglasses, expensive Harrods plastic Maplin and Web plastic forks and St James’ bibles bottim I am afraid.

Earnings this week £13000.oo, you can see the attraction and a police entrepreneurial group has made a bid. In the barracks canteen where you cannot go they have Moet e Chandon, cut glass goblets, Isle of Bude dapper white napkins and a bottle opner and corkscreq. Shoelaces taken from slammed up gits like me neatly keep the napkins tidy and a woman comes in once a day to sprinkle sweet smelling holyy rose water from Monks Cave onto the Orklnet wook carpet.

In the cells let’s sut this short you get none of that but don’t let me hear you complain, no point. You do not pay board there do you. Fare here is well, well, what is it? That is what we need to establish first. What indeed. An open question. BUT it is in microwave proof roman style terracotta and neatly wrapped in crinkly white cotton, there is a waiter and trolley service on the thirteenth Wednesday of every leap yeatr and well, well

Only one thing tells me that Tommy Cooper lookalike colour sergeant what makes the tea after I am severly dehydrated and have been slammed up for 7 hours and 22 minutes, NO you CANNOT have another, Gov cuts you know. Understandable..

In temerity, be warned, when you Egon Romney Police catering, you are just a guest here, have you any right to do so. Good question. I tremble as I wonder just what constitutes a waste of police time and can be charged at max tariff if guilty? Humour I fear so I now switch to austere mode in addressing the CO, the Chief Constable.

If I am guilty Sir just make a quick call on my mobile I’ll go straight by taxi to the Scrubs, no need to waste more shekels on 3 police blokes two German Shepherdesses and 4 vans this time, twice is already stretching it Sir.

Is it expensive? Well they don’t ask for the bill or il conto here take note, they just shove a charge sheet in yet hand no matter what you scoff.

Police Dictionary

Police speak first column, 2nd their real intended meaning wat civvies call lingua franca English

Has he been handcuffed?? Why the hell not if not?
Not detained at all Kept here just as long as we want
Sir Twat head
Not guilty 15 years we hope
Tea Fuck off
Mr Peter Francis You mate
Reason to believe you is fuckin guilty
Expediency about 8 hours tio sharpen the pencil

The Police

I have had a bad week and let's hope it gets no worse.
I have seen that the Police are justt as bad as us
They are us aren't they?
What they are capable of reflects what we are capable of We had better watch them as they watch us

I have written to the Chief Constable of Cambridgeshire Constabulary Simon Parr and to the new Police Commissioner Sir Graham Bright
I want Police as friends who I can trust and feel that they trust me
Is that unattainable
Yes it is at the moment I am preparing a script
I will publish and broadcast it with interviews of the Commissioner included Look out for it
Peter

news

Poetry can damage your health - if you are not ready to read it well and enjoy it - this is my contribution this morning - as I think and dedicate it to ALL of all our beautiful children

In lieu of my 'Agincourt' verse (what nonsense that might have been, and you ASK, for an explanation; let us leave it there, 'Agincourt', in any event , will lay moribund -

Amen to that

now this....

What pray thee, may I bequeth to you oh daughter fair
Simply crispy crackly white Fenland sparkly snow, oh no!
Twas snow which greeted you gleefully this morning as at nine years
Trot ye off in black snow boots on your way to school
With joy and a stomach full of my warm breakfast
I watched you round the bend sprightly stepped you

I am always vigilant watching and guarding and protecting for now
But as you grow they will not trouble you
These watchful guardian’s eyes
Mary , daughter, as you spring, jumping, hopping andf floating onto the next bridge over the stream that is the waving unpredictable
path of life under these English skies

Unlike I , thy path will not be my path or my wish for a rubicon like viaduct for you
Your own sculpted thought out and taught way forward it will be
Your's alone
We will see to that
If they let us be those who would dictate from school or from wherever come they
Nay

So what shall I promise you that remains my own gift, is it just be a semblance of fatherhood guidance
Or is there such a trunk to the rim filled with gold and precious jewels a plenty
Oh I can see you wish to know it!
I can tell you, for I have nought, little, yes plenty for now and for our daily lives fear not
, The pot, oh this is enough for now, what we have and hold
So fill thy pocket’s will jewels
And stars and all that gleams and shine and glistens brills in the snow soft reflected light’s
rays this winter morn
Though we may need you will fulfil that need with your own hard efforts
In your working playing doing dreaming adulthood

My Father leaveth me in his Boston graveyard cold and wet, a black tomb stone and has lasting guidance
He taught me from his own efforts that I would succeed if I tried hard enough,
As he and his Father had done before and protected us from War, to live as we do in Englands green
and unpredictable land For ‘tis here our sky, under which we stand or fall
We go forward as did the archers the longbowmen of olde England
You will read of Agincourt and it will show you who we are who your forefathers were and who you will be
Yet shall thee be the stripling who ties the twining twisted bow chord fair, or if you fail 'tis I who shall do it for you; and tight; right true; and who pulls the arrows from the quiver
Tis thee shall see where to shoot to kill and put him to death quickly and right painlessly so he may no longer
speak more evil against us that man, and you shall tell your husband,
the brave Nottingham bowman ,
where the target lays and urge him to shoot quickly now and let the arrow fly true and well

My children, or even if thine are deemed not to be mine,
, and yet you surely are, your sisters too
; which slings and arrows of life's uncertainty and good fortune or misfortune have travelled and struck sharp home

yet - they are now blunted and of no use to the child , let alone those brave Fenland bowmens

And for this am contented I

from....Peter

Your Dad January 2013

This is Spike Island railroad

My City, Peterborough, let us welcome our Rumanian and Bulgarian newcomers - we'll make them as welcome as they would us in their country

Peterborough City Council Peterborough Dear Sirs Perceived views of Immigrants – Welcome perceived by incomers Several things strike me when I read of the ‘threats’ from incomers See the Daily Mail articles extract attached
1. Our press are always willing, baddy jornos, to ‘help’, of course they always want to sell papers at any cost and this is what we get it is what we deserve maybe. It is negative in the extreme and almost incites bad feelings doesn’t it.
2. I can say that NOWHERE is Europe or all points west of Nairaobi where I have lived will you encounter such an Idi Amin version of welcoming newcomers as if we don’t want them we say we don’t. You CANNOT have a cohesive society with an approach and an attitude like this and this unfortunately is our character. A nation that has taken inall comers to our credit especially for religious and political reasons. 3. From the Huguenots to Jews we have.
4. WE NEED A FRESH APPROACH – well at least we need to try one and we need to do it quickly ias the Bulgarian and Rumanian influx approaches I am not slow in putting forward oideas as a Peterborough bloke and one who has been welcomes wherever I have been, Balkans to Bolivia, Lagos to London I am married to a bjet black Nigerian and have a nine year old daughter, we can they can tesify what attitudes they have met WHICH ARE NOT THOSE OF THE DIRTY DAILY MAIL, DINGO JORNOS
WHAT DO THE PCC DO?
Take an independent view. Elect/appoint even pay an Immigrant Ombudsman – can I not be slow in coming forward- me Right now – the dissemination of positive press coverage of the forthcoming immigration, as positive as possible including forging visible ties with Rumania and Bulgaria, Diplomatic visits and formal cereminies etc
A high profile, including me, panel of people who are there to be approached by Immigrants and US LOCALS WHO WANT TO PUT FORWARD VIEWS AT THIS POINT - let them get all and any views aired
THIS NEED NOT BE TIED TO PETERBOROUGH CITY COUNCIL TO THE EXTENT THAT IT PURPORTS TO BE OFFICIAL - IE ITS VIEWS ARE INDEPENDENT
IT CAN ACT FOR ALL AND IF SEEN AS INDEPENDENT OF AUTHORITY
We need some language specialists for translation work now A cohesive society is what is important not these newspaper people, nonsense that they write which is oft taken as truth
Yours faithfully,
Peter Francis
aa. Chief Constable Cambridgeshire Police – Sir, will you support this to help all comers??

IMMIGRATION - EXTRACT FROM THE DAILY MAIL REFERRING TO BOSTON. WILL THIS HAPPEN HERE IN PETERBOROUGH??

WARNING - DON'T BUY THE DAILY MAIL EVER AGAIN AND DONT LISTEN TO BOSTON FOLK NOT FOLK ACTUALLT IONE OR TWO PEOPLE ARE INTERVIEWD HERE - MANY FOLLOW LIKE SHEEP OF COURSE, SILLY PEOPLE I SAY
Wher do you from ??? Many of you who call yourself Brits are from God knows where as we all are, who are you kidding. Get on with your daily lives in peace now

She told the panel, which was sitting in Lincoln: ‘I have a business in Boston, I have family that live in Boston and we’ve got land at Boston and we’ve had major issues with workers who’ve got nowhere to go, camping on our land and we can’t move them off because the police aren’t interested. Boston is at breaking point. All the locals can’t cope any more – the services, doctors’ surgeries, hospitals.

‘I have a family member that’s a midwife at Boston Pilgrim Hospital. The facilities are at breaking point because of these people coming into the country and nothing is being done. You go down to Boston High Street and it’s just like you’re in a foreign country. And it’s got to stop.’

Yesterday Mrs Bull said that Boston, which has a population of around 61,000, is too small to cope with such a large number of migrants, now thought to number 9,000.

'At breaking point': Mrs Bull said facilities in her Lincolnshire hometown are overstretched because of the influx of workers from overseas She added: ‘The problem is we’re not like these politicians or other people on television, we’re on the frontline. I’ve not been to university, I’m just a 35-year-old who spoke from the heart.’

Mrs Bull, whose family has a retirement home business, said she is worried that more migrants from Romania and Bulgaria will make the problems worse.

She said many workers head to the area on the promise of work, but end up without employment or money.

Mrs Bull, who has a 10-year-old son, said: ‘They are going to come to Boston because of the landworkers, the farms and agriculture, that’s where they would get work.

‘But we’ve got so many homeless on the streets, this town has so many problems that are just being swept under the carpet and the locals are crying out. Someone needs to help us.

‘I don’t want it to be about them and us. We all want to work together as one, but when resources are stretched that’s when the animosity starts, and we don’t want that.’ Mrs Bull, who now lives elsewhere in Lincolnshire, said her family has had repeated problems with migrants camping on their land and that it has been impossible to get help from the authorities and police to move them.

'I don't want it to be about them and us... but when resources are stretched that's when the animosity starts, and we don't want that' Rachel Bull She said: ‘My dad and brother used to go there every day as my dad speaks Polish, to explain to them that they have to move on because we were getting complaints from environmental health, and local residents were complaining about the mess they were leaving. There were empty bottles, human faeces, needles.

‘We felt sorry for them as there was a young couple who had been promised work, they’d been dropped off in Boston, had their passports taken off them, they had no money, and they were just left stranded. ‘We gave them a bit of money for them to get some food and drink to help them out, but the numbers just grew.’

Mrs Bull’s grandfather was a flight sergeant who fought for Britain, flying Lancaster Bombers and Mosquitoes.

She said her family is proud of its background and enjoy pierogi – traditional dumplings – from the local Polish shops.

She said: ‘We just want help from the Government, and we want them to reconsider when the Romanians and the Bulgarians come in.’

PRISONS

I have been thinking and want to reach out to all the Peterborough community That includes prisons
Prisoners are the same as us only they have been unlucky
Hope it doesn't happen to us
I want to include them not exclude them
I am asking for contributions in words and we will publish what we can
Hey up lads and hope you are all with us soon

Peter

thInK

i HOPE THAT THERE IS SOME FOOD FOR THOUGHT HERe wHO KNOWS? i HOPE YOU CAN GIVE SOMETHING TO THE SITE, THE RADIO SHOWS THAT FOLLOWS - GET IN TOUCH PLEASE WITH YOUR VIEWS THANKS PETER

I am asking Mary's school to read my views please - : on Integration this time thanks

Long John Silver squeeksks
'Pieces of eight, pieces of eight' R L Stevenson Treasure Island

..................................

Integration and an understanding of our fellow diverse communities Of course we are fiercely independent and we are British after all, we have been here man and boy and girl on this Island for many years, it is our territory Now of course we have signed the treaty and are a member of the EU. We our signature came the obligation to involve ourselves in a new wider community

The Treaty of Rome itself was conceived with the objective of linking those of us together who fought the second world war and to try to see to it that no more wars occurred in ou lifetime, we had been devastated by WW1 and it had happened again 39-45 In the joining together it was agreed that the free movement of labour was to be brought about on the diverse countries And so it was.
Now we shall it seems have to see a new influx of Bulgarians and Romanians We must condemn the troublesome people and petition the good ones to get rid of them, we have enough troublesome wild people of our own and do not need more - among them and try to educate those who are willing to learn.
We cannot and should not be forced into an alien wild gypsy like existence however they would wish it Integrate means to assimilate , be mates, understand each other and applaud our diversity

Schools have already been told to begin this process by Ofsted Kids must integrate now be friends mates and walk life’s path together and in harmony with our neighbours
YOU KNOW WHAT THE alternative IS, they behave like Belfast boys and their diversity launches a springboard into violence and aggressive behaviour, we have seen this so many times in Northern Ireland haven’t we??
Bigots have no place here

We are all trying to get by, to have a pleasant life and to be happy with their family units, just as we should be, why are we on this planet otherwise mes amis??
I am not asking you to follow my path of peace for ever and integration at all cost, I am really saying to have no choice for your kids, unless you want them to feel alien r> I have found peace and tranquilty in Islam, I can integrate the positive aspects with my own religion, Roman Catholicism, and among the Pakistani community in Peterborough, can you?. They have made me welcome
Respect I have respect for you all, wherever you hail from Always remember
Wer cannot TELL the teachers what to teach our children no we cannot, BUT, we can guide and remind and persuade them to help us in the growing up process and to seek to follow what others have told them We are tolerant and we listen, let our children be thus so

Ignorance is bliss Peterborough folk, you're telling me that are you?

Do I get fed up Yes I do!
Even my Grandads woulkd have been fed upwhy NOT SAY IT OUTLOUD AND APPEAR INTERESTED IN LIFE IN PETERBOROUGH Look as I do sometimesnot on their map
Why?We don't make any noise, we are poor communicators in general that's why
Education has done it somehiow!
It might be education and a lack of our ability to express ourselves
It might not, how wouwld I do?
I have to face parents when I colloct Mary aged 9 from school They can't speak and grunt when I see them
Fenlanders are they?
Sheep I'd say, too much telly how will their kids be when they grow up silent lambs too I expect
How can people live in silence and be a real part and feel opart of a community. Who I am to tell them, I am me that's who!
But Yes it still does bother me and hence I am trying to do my little but to add voice to the bells of the Cathedral, the silence of the lambs and the cannnot be spoken too often spoken about and remembered with thanks and reverence history of our forefathers who fought for the rights to speak our own language when we wish into submission by Monks MUST have hollered from time to time surely

Little wonder that Italians who came here in the 1950's and who are older now and retired from the brickworks still CANNOT speak our language - that's perhaps because they have had so little exposure to it!
Thank about it and speak up for goodness sake

Gay 'marriage' - YET ANOTHER BLOODY SUNDAY IN THE NEWSPAPERS - WHO the HELL CARES I DO!!!

It is outrageous that the Church is being invoked/involved to act for these who wish to be different
There is room for everyone in this world
But my views are what they are and my life and traditions are much more important to me than the short history of man marrying man which to me is anathema# It doesn't matter I am not involved and don't want to be and WILL NOT BE TOLD TO BE BY ANYONE LET ALONE A DAFT GOVERNMENT WHO ARE BEING PUSHED BY WHOM I WONDER.........
Why is the Church being dragged in to this ridiuculoius argument
An don't teach my 9 year old what to think please
We Christians or those who purport to ne and lives a \christian life or seek to in marriage with chilkdren have nothing to add and nothing to say and nothing to contribute t this debate I do not want to be involved and neither does the Roman Catholic Church
I respect those clergy who support this, let them face their parishioners
The Lord has something to say but it is not Yet COMMUNICATING IT, he WILL THOUGH BY AND BY

Alex Salmond MP and First Ministero della of Hibernia goes north with Cameroon and Clegg

Banjamin Zefaniah is with them for companeee
Radio Comedy ‘arf hour>br> From Peter Francis Author
Spikeislandradiopeterborough – intend to be broadcast
12.1.2013/1867 St Crispins Day mes amis
Title
Looking north
A Samond leaps out of the Loch Lomond’s muddy waters
Intended for different voices for each protagonist for sudio/audience beekast
Protagonists David Camkeroon
Rt Hon F O Cable
The Gamekeeper wh looks after the Stags
Alex Salmond MP First Munster
Voice Upper Edinburgh highland twanging lilt Voice: Etonian Nicky Pedro Kwegg’ A legend in
his own lunchtie
Bejamino Zefaniah Poet Laureate

Voice : Jamaican London rhymingdingo
Wellington Marmaduke
Napoleon
Voices; Almost Churchillian with a commanding you must hear this execution
Suitable volunteer Matloes with naval beards and demeanour
Voices : Poirtmouth Hampshire Johnlott inpersonators
Me Ed: Voice : pure joy and benefaction Jesuit Catholic education don’t you know Directions for me mates reading this zootallord min Cheri Blai Peterborough crowd scenes will be tricky, just scream the Peterborough effect will se you through
Get yous into my soul
L:istrin : At 67 at 0600 this frist Fenldn morn evcerythings quiet and quiet can be, ex cept for the Wash it allways washes before breakfat
I am 67 and this is my feerst submission to BBC and my first at editorship of a radio pogrun
Though I did write and sale cash at the gate 35 kobo the hard copies of The Ubiquitous Donket a publication based od satire wit and trip depicting and portraying the very best and worst of the membership oif the Lagos Yact Club, Matloies to a man and would Atlantic croossings featured heavily in the punlicsation It was a mass success with 57 copies being sold and several threat of law suits which sort of put a dampers on it. Was itr worthwhile On;ly the sweet Lore knows these things Zefaniah He refused his OB , Jesus didn’;t need one and he can’t confrm that right now he ain’t here so don’t chide
When
Mary my bootiful 9 years old daughter from Martha my second and perhaps final wife gave me te nod, I replied
I am writing this because life is absurd and I am absurd bis more trhan And I want you to laugh at life and to do that you need to comooonicate mate #How’s tyer mates mate mate at the garden gate
You may mock we Peterborough Fenland folk but uz sticks with it and the Peerborough effexr is omnipresent We need to connect and we use British Rail when we can, Sat/Sumnday is cheaper up and down to Londinium £23.00 in instalments At 67 I am an ex Shell shicked manager and spend my time writing this Gooday to you Sirs
Reghards Pete ( ) That’s all in brackets above() Begins script here un der zootgiest Stasi like ‘get on with it the’n: Ya vool Dawning Street piazza Scene the right Hon Alex Salmon is hiding behind the hedge in Downing Street when a policeman appears in drag Fist Minster Aleexi Salmond MP Wherefore art thou Kleggers you pleb (Clegg is used to being insulted, he’s Saliberal for God’s sake) Never the less he is taken aback by this tirade of expletive deleted Klegggg I will NOT to spoken to twit tawoooo like that master I am the holder of the Privvy seal AND I took the Queen’s shilling for it, the Privvy Cameron I don’t want the toilet de perfume just now thanks
First stop furst stop Peterboroug
h Freight train freight train goin’ so fast (Nancy Whisky sound) Mr Clegg and Mr Cable leave Whitehall comforted by the knowledge that the taxi fare is yes quite a bit of brass BUT tuition fees’ll be less in Scotland A piper pies them out of the Port Cullis They notice there is an abandoned bicycle and a Policeman helmet flattened on the shimmering wet pavement That must have been some copper look at the size of ‘is hat He was a legend in his own uniform says Clegg It’s cold and it’s damp Night train to Edinburgh he dashes to Kings Cross hoping to catch Salmond off Arthur’s Halfa seat when he gets there On leaving Downing Street he is accosted by a man in a Cardigan Cable and Wireless have brought the message, it’s the messenger
Come with me Hardy Vince, we’re making a dash for it to Kings Cross and ever onward to the Isles of Skype and and miles beyond
They both call a taxi It’s my man the poet He, the driver. Heartily announces That be £25.00 and sixpence and we’ll go past the Commons I’m doing this in me part time you know It’s the Vince and Nick train show Benjamin’s the name and that’s me claim to fame I nearly got an OBE for me dashing thrashin poetry Let’s git their quick and not be late The flin’ Scotmas is never late unless for fate Hop in here just pay the fair mate Over and out I’m exhausted
On the train
Train noises Treechorous Spania
rd Clegg :They do fings different ’er Vince Vince :: Do They Deputy Clegg They decend from the tarin backerds Like this Porter Gooday my fine men kindly gent lifts Clegg tails so he can see Vince An we’ll get that tea from Coasta Café The only Port of call hip hip hooray They slip out of the station unnoticed except for a groupee of girls waiting in yon green bushes Crowd at Peerborough Station : It’s ‘im it’s him’ The deputee come along do have a sup of tea Cathedral Tea rooms and precincts Scene change The Cathedral Tea rooms : have opened specially, Nick and Vinced are sat down and given silver foil space age all the rage napkins what catch the biscuit crums The Cathedral’s shimmering stone building can be saw from the port cullis Is the Bishop here asks Vince Polished Waitress On his stoop with the Chronicles at Ely me Lord says the attractive Polish weirtress Hibernia Super star Clegg : You’re looking dapper in ye Gold and ermined crimson waitress unifern, Nick is heard to say No it aint’ me Karanova Coveralls tonite your virtual Emminence Waitress : It’s Polski the lap dance Warsavia Orkestra conducted bt Lec at the Proms c’e soir Music is heard, matins, emanating from the CaFEEDRAL; Choristers in the Oyster Cloisters Entrance of The Mackerel man He has followed from the station with his trolle and an assortment of deep sea fresh fish and other delicious sea food Clegg We’’ have the oysters shall we? He asks Vince who’s flashing his epical House of Comoons Plastic Fantastic Credit card and suddenly having it immediately snaffled up by the Choristers Vince: Only fair you pay for the Carols Gracious Spanish well laced man The benediction: Petraburgis et Orbis , normally a sniffling shy Fenland Dear bless his sole and hope to die (hear) After paying their visa fees and showing their passports Nic and Vince are hurried away for the blessing, the arch Deacon is presiding this right this night College tuition fees upon you Spaniard half wit that you are – Hasta hasta the Rasta Say I A capulet in the form of Benjamin appears though doesn’t recite. His dulcet tomes can be heard echoing around Cafedral clois Hey Man says Benjamin
My part enters : Look you could have taken dat Empoire Medal and sold the bally thing and made it to Uni and learn proper Fenland Anglian Ruskin Benjamin English wot like we speak me duck the poet and muse Vicent is thuderstrocuk rabis A passing Basset hound though tethered and peaceful doesn’t improve his mood Gone to the Dogs this place after Gordon Brown abandoned it Says Nick We’ll just have to sort it all out SpikeIslandRadio can be heard playing Dog save the Queen and the basset hound howls in harmony
Rough rough here says Vince laughing at himself and his cardigan, now in tatters from the ardous train ride
With that Salmond leaves in a huff Scottish Independent my shoe twit two says Cleegg I ‘d rather have a McDonalds or A Cameroon
Back to Peterborough Station
Clegg speaks It’s cold and damp Vince They just said that in the intro Nick dear boy my dear and plesant chap, get a hearing aid there cheaper as mutton chops these day wel’ll stop at a butcher Hey MR Tally man tally there you driver A vOICE IS HEARD EXORTING THE BENEFITS OF A HIGH A HIGH FIBRE CALOROEE DIET Paddy Wack But we cud stop at Peterborough?? for high treason if you wish, they’ve got a Liptons there at the Caffeedral Tea Urn Cable was never satisfied I don’t like that idea at all at all did I here that Hereward It Chobham the ward actually Nick where me Gran can vote Cable feigns aloofness but he’s a squidgy little cuddly cardigan armchasir and pipe and slipppers man actually Right oh then Benjamin
Drop us off near the taxi ranlk It’s almost dark and bally dank The 2015 is it on time For Peterbruff and Daneline On the Newcastle brown before you can cll time That’s Vic and me mate (that don’t rhyme I no that stooped, can’t be all things to all Benjamine’s says he ‘On the bluebell line rhymes chimes the lines it doo Clegg Stick that in then Vincent Black Lightening That’s reference to a motorcycle ‘Enri Matador my fine motorbikerrs tea party Red Mullet was served once on the Flying Stock, 17/6pence it was, battered and flied though Plain it took ye back $15 dlrs post inflation austerity 1930 dustbowl Chinese soupe price Plays his peddle steel guiat to accompany Benjamin Play Plaistow Putney man Rasta poet Desperate Dan Who don’t accept no OBE
See what Queen’ll do to me The Duke of Edinburgh’s not with us this evening The taxi is hurrying now as the evening traffic closes in They Call on their mobiles for a Police escort Ring rings it squalls on
No answer can that be true There’s always one when you want one three come along but not today it seems Plebs bally pleebs Everyone goes to the Dog and Doublet it’s a little pub down by the Nene in Peterborough Salmond is left alone as he will be after the Scots vote to throw out our boats and change the coins in their pockets says Vince apologetically
Wherefore art thou Alex Everone Look under the seat on the train – nothing only a wet stinking mackerel £1300 quid a ticket. Cheap at twice the price Vince ‘’That’s what the problem iswith the economy you fool’ echoes in the King’s Cross rafters
Have a stale cheese sandwich

Next Andrew Marr’s p
olitiks and politicians to boot and you pay you licentious fees now listeners The Beeb neds it wot with all them $1000000 pay orfs and that Toodle pip
Scott (accompanying the train this night)reaches the North (of Scotland) His ship has been destroyed by the Ice and he no longer has Oates and the crew What can he do He shrieks out loudly into the northern gale What must I do if I am ever to see fair Enfland Again Get me a ship from yon fair Fast lane (he referring of course to Faslane Nuclear submarine base in bonny bonny Airdrie where a speedy vessel can be found left by the Vikings and just about to be scarpped by the new Scottish Pat=rliament following independence Scott thinks he can drive one, if he can get up a racing spped with dogs then surely his MOD licence is flkexibale (he thinks so and he’s had it translated into Gaelic, but who in any event will stop a silver submariner he mnuses and chortles as he gulps fown another dram of Mc Hamish don’t it Hammer you just
Fasslane i it?, don’t spare the sheep Hamiosh The Senior Comms Sat Nav the third is in charge of all comms and commies and commkuitees Any message s go through him, twther enclair. Clare de la Lune or Codifed, via Bletchley Park and ride it’s better to route them worzels through Skype Sounds of silver fish subs can be heard under the weater via their asdec Sony Walkman sounds sstems now, they are approach the base as they hear Bagpipe Kiolt and droms
Sounds Fasslane Sub base Royal Navy here A hoy their Brave Heart SRN ( Scottish Regal Navay’s answer to Captain Bly appears from the conning cunning tower where he has been cannyily hiding Greeeet ya sananak, I greet you on behalf of all McKarells May I have the pleasure of knowinhg you Sir Ah weeel noo the noo that’s another question sonny boy Williamson Let get acclimatised and used to the control;s Jim His name is Mctavish McHenry MKlegg a well know brave and courageous Naval Cadet become Lord Lieutenant of the Fllece and ready and willing to help Scot
We always greet and welcome the McBritains here don’t ye concern yersell with that Jimmy
Naval Protocol and etiket are at strike It’s not ye ken that we are somehow agin ye effnick clans so on yon border Nooo the noo we’re ain’t
But noo that Samond Mchaddock has taken contro, of the bath tubs and the toys includes these Nooo All Clear ones, we ha tay foooloo there behests gerrit Vinc
e Vince has hrried along from Edingburgh dresses in sheepskin bal;aclav and miits ready for a punch up
They head off for the quays to take command of the sub
Fire all target Edinbugh cries Clegg
Salmond (hearing this real time on Youtoon winces) That would be fratricide MacClegg comes his voice over the VT scrambler
That’s not nice, he’s right
But then Clegg ain’t paid to be nice, Vince plays his three Spades and the party egins
and the wirling dervishes appear on the quaysoide with their pipes and drims Bonnny Scotland I’;ll take the low low and Jimmy Shand arrange a Mcjam session. It wafts accoss the locvk
Meantime Vince helps the Spaniard Clegg turn the pormateaui sized key ato to portcullis The sub starts its turbines and carabineers Clegg slams it into 1st and torubo charged mode at that Engines turbines and MAlpines scream and all the birds in the heavens and all te fish in the sea scarper, those that know what good for them if they don’t want to be canned tuna do blu ray communications breach into the breach once more
Shaded grey figure appears on the bridg
e It’s Wellington Marmaduke accompanies by EU Presidente Napoleone One sua che mal e pense
Cose for @let’s get a copy of that key wuick Duke me duck Napoleon. Assertive as evee nods Oui (Yes Frog speak)
We proud French will nevr give up our dunloons orour wine women and whatever See what a mness the EU Presidente Berlusconi Fat Man Doctaor is in because of Engeeesh Lawyers don’;t you
Vince thinks aloud. The excesses of the fat cat legal Twoits, I must get a handle on it and earn a few books
(Thinks loving the Polymath that he is of the Iliad, wants immortality and intends to sculp himself into an reasonable effigy of an Ancient and Literaure wqell spoken middle eeenglish Greek
But Peterborough man had piut the dampers on that
Meantime Clegg commands and th sub zoots off passing Fort William, the rim is opened the crew are conmtent
Off too the Cameroons asks the Liberty Bell
The Prime Minster left behind I No 12 calls V
Vince, Nick, I did said take yer boys to the serpentine, wine and dine had that in mine Bejamins hear he feels sooo queer
He ain’t up to the jon,he’s no knob
I din’t meant north of the border (Mc Vitie si
ooong kicks in here) Ne’er ye mind, I’ll tak ‘the high road and ye all do what the bally hell yellow ye wanna bes doo twit twoowant
Vince, expenses aside is is your Platinum card ok I can raise the limits Fire two missiles, one to port one to starboard
Radio Coms track VT live time shake it out rattle and roll
I wanna see this?
And
almighty explosion breaks the speaker cones
FaDES TO ITV (noo beeb hereabouts) News at Ten and live shots of a laser guided missile passing through the Members Dining Hall I of a Place in WC1
Cheaper that way Mctavish, have ye a dram? Aye Aye bally aye sahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¬ The anthem: God save our Gracious Queen is sung …………ends
Religious ceremonies and other manifastations three and sizpence each ‘Barvitzvahs must be banned’
Isaac Priest : writes in the Islamic creed weekly Peterborough Editon Cleggun to the crowd be preaching now and bursts Paisley like into prose : Say I to these David \Crystal man of ENGLISH hear Peterboro Petergruff bin feelin art Zefaniah is the man whot drags you out An’ sees the Ingles / Angles/ Vikings all abart Old man’s hat,
Who’d put the money down pitta pat
Polly puts the kettle on if you can in this Fenland mire Worcershire Gloustershire Anywhere but not here squire not near the spire
of our Cathedral did you hear
How austere You’re budget was tight Quite right
But then hire A Deputy Prime Minister on the cheap instead of paying this one Vince retorts: Nay nay Twas too far, Northamptonshire for ye Davis Crystal turned about
In the local mele you were left out
We plebs were too
Of your English waterloo
Benjamin Zefaniah is here in suooort and to give his point of view:
Excultashuns United nations castigations from east to west here is best We are on the boundaries of the middle English rift And great vowel shift Roccocco rock rot said someone, double speak
around Caffedral precincts did it speak along long alleyways dark and meek
abutting tearooms let him speak dammit!! Twas the ghost of Bob Cratchettt and Chistmas past zooms Hector appears: In he catacoms With his coype at last
Now quite aghast
Scene Xvii ; The Cathedral was full for the thanksgiving service
The Archdeacon exclaims loudly for all to hear: Who taketh this yellow little Spanish liberal man and his party for their wedded wife with his dubloons
Cameroon decending quickstep from the Helicopter chanting glooms I do sayeth he
Twit two says the Archdeaconess, let no man put asunder
This day let England hear
Twis was the day of St Crispien They all kneel in prayer, Cameroon begins the Gregorian chant
'Omnis vobiscum anno domini Et spiritu unto you'
Quickly follows A Grand entrance by Henry V. flanked by Clegg His oratory recorded here for histerical by Benjamin: O that we now had here But one ten thousand of those men in England That worketh to-day!
(Statistician interjects via Bletchley on the radio
The figures will be out at noon David, Not known at this time)
What pray wishes he so ? My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin; If we are mark'd to die be it so To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if men my garments wear; But what irks me still this Crispiens day is yon Zefaniah’s rasta hair

Maybe one day a play

sound file is here sound file is here folkies

Captain Jack's pirate log, the book and the teeshirt

Captain Jack will see you right tonight
He 'll take you to his special Island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Jst a little poooosh and you'll be smiling.. Yeh yeh!

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight and Spanish dubloons
Footnote
Observations courtesy The Stasi

... ... ... ...
Are we happy Pirate muckers???? Yes we is!!!!!!!!!!
One of the most Capt Bounty he was and boooootiful tooooo things to see is a person happy in what he or she is doing, so much so that their joy seems to radiate to any and everyone around them. When such a person walks into a room, the environment changes and the effect of their presence is felt by all. I cannot help remembering a young man by the name of Bishoy, having moved here from Egypt, and now finding himself in a situation of being unable to go back. Away from his family, and the community that he had grown up in, he lives in a very small room that he shares with another young man, working an exhausting number of hours a day just to make ends meet. Despite all this, the joy and peace that he emanates leads those around him to be able to do little less than smile, many of them completely unaware of the struggles that he faces on a daily basis. In chapter 5 of the Gospel of St Matthew, the following instruction is given by our Lord Jesus Christ: ‘Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.’ Each and every one of us has been directed to shine, and has been given the means to do so. We may think that this principle does not fit naturally into our daily interactions with people, but if we are faithful in what we do and fulfil our God-given potential in all aspects of our lives, others will share in that same joy and glory. Lord may we be ever reminded and encouraged to let Your light shine within and through us, that Your love may spread to all who we interact with every day of our lives. Amen

In the den of the lion

The headmistress has phoned in appreciation of my blogoloids In response another episode of 'Clegg meets Cameroon in the Highlands' will appear tomorrow
Ent I boootiful?

Yis I is
Ed Pete

Will the lottery help us crank start this SpikeIslandRadio Project

To get/record/cull/ask you for some decent output for all radio programmes we need journalism, your stories, Fred's Stories, Pats' stories, troubles and woes ,give advice and really integrate with people recording some useful OUPUTS from the community we ned equiment, we need £10,000,000.24pence should do it me mates
Here's how we appeal in all transparency to The Huge Lottery Bog Fat Funds (public, don't joke Henry
OK

We send letters and and appeal for help
You can suppport us if you think this is a worthwhile casue by writing to them in SUPPORT ..
ta very much me ducks
21 Lansdowne Walk Petraburgis pe2 7dg pjcfrancis@yahoo.co.uk The Big Lottery Fund 1 Plough Place London EC4 1DE
10th Jan 2013
Dear Sirs:
SpikeIslandRadioPeterborough ( tra la la la la) - a dynamic new boy on the starting blocks and – has here a proposed to establish a web streaming based radio station with a vision of growth:
I hope this letter finds you and finds you are all well, It is to accompany some interim documents proposing a new project )some already emailed) which I hope you will not find it too tedious to look at , support, or at a pinch be sympathetic too, even fund - for it is some financial help that I really need to bring my vision to save the Peterborough World to fruition.:
The details of the proposal are in the accompanying papers, the submittal
However, could I please highlight these facts:
1. Competition, an extant service provider:
I am aware of Peterboroughfm (whom you have helped and their activities and am in touch with them and hope to network and share ideas with the guys there:
2. They are v good at what they do, BUT WHAT I PROPoSE IS A DIFFERENT SLANT
3. I want a truly proactive and campaigning approach on behalf of groups particular the older PLUS fifty potential listener. I am NOT saying these are currently excludes, but there is a dirth of appropriate content and certainly subjects such as basic rights for the oldies, civil rights, gripes and complaints, help and advice for the all littler iss provided at local level by radio.One of the most beautiful things to see is a person happy in what he or she is doing, so much so that their joy seems to radiate to any and everyone around them. When such a person walks into a room, the environment changes and the effect of their presence is felt by all.:
I cannot help remembering a young man by the name of Bishoy, having moved here from Egypt, and now finding himself in a situation of being unable to go back. Away from his family, and the community that he had grown up in, he lives in a very small room that he shares with another young man, working an exhausting number of hours a day just to make ends meet. Despite all this, the joy and peace that he emanates leads those around him to be able to do little less than smile, many of them completely unaware of the struggles that he faces on a daily basis. One of the most beautiful things to see is a person happy in what he or she is doing, so much so that their joy seems to radiate to any and everyone around them. When such a person walks into a room, the environment changes and the effect of their presence is felt by all.:
I cannot help remembering a young man by the name of Bishoy, having moved here from Egypt, and now finding himself in a situation of being unable to go back. Away from his family, and the community that he had grown up in, he lives in a very small room that he shares with another young man, working an exhausting number of hours a day just to make ends meet. Despite all this, the joy and peace that he emanates leads those around him to be able to do little less than smile, many of them completely unaware of the struggles that he faces on a daily basis.:
In chapter 5 of the Gospel of St Matthew, the following instruction is given by our Lord Jesus Christ: ‘Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.’ :
Each and every one of us has been directed to shine, and has been given the means to do so. We may think that this principle does not fit naturally into our daily interactions with people, but if we are faithful in what we do and fulfil our God-given potential in all aspects of our lives, others will share in that same joy and glory.:
Lord may we be ever reminded and encouraged to let Your light shine within and through us, that Your love may spread to all who we interact with every day of our lives.:
Amen:
:
In chapter 5 of the Gospel of St Matthew, the following instruction is given by our Lord Jesus Christ: :
‘Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.’ :
Each and every one of us has been directed to shine, and has been given the means to do so. We may think that this principle does not fit naturally into our daily interactions with people, but if we are faithful in what we do and fulfil our God-given potential in all aspects of our lives, others will share in that same joy and glory.:
Lord may we be ever reminded and encouraged to let Your light shine within and through us, that Your love may spread to all who we interact with every day of our lives. :
Amen :
4. This is one of my prime objectives
5. Furthermore I am interested in involving the young in these issues because they will collect their zimmer frames one day
6. I want old synonymous with alive and kicking, able well and cognisant of all the people, young and old, immigrant or local in our community
7. THEREFORE there will be a lot more local comment and content and journalism about SpikeIslandRadioPeterborough when it rears its pretty head my friends
8. And we MUST,, those of us with some life experience provide some vision, some hope and some training and guidance to you people looking for life’s first steps up on the ladder
My approach requires a number of youngsters interested in social justice and able to write about it. They need to interface, seek out the various ethnic/immigrant and indigenous middle aged/elderly in particular and record their views and we need toaddress their issues – with the help of the fogies of course (me) Believe me, my experience shows that IF you do not look after yourself, claim your rights, know your rights, be involved and participate in the community and protect yourself - be involved, fight your corner – peacefully but vigorously no one else will We need to run/stream plenty of society centric older biased programmes and local news Oldies are getting wiser and cannier you know, I met a 65 year silver haired lady with an full metal jacket ipad or similar, just today on the bus, (that’s the way to get to know what’s what, the bus), she is learning how to use it and I said I will give her a hand.:
Continuous streams of ziimer frames are seen entering the library for free computer classes too – I can vouch for that, I have witnessed it myself :
So there we have it and Bob may be your Uncle and, if he’s a nice chap and sympathetic to our cause he can be mine too:
:
Kind regards and thanks for reading this kerwaffle:
:
Yours faithfully:
Peter Francis:

And the outline Proposal for Lottery Funding
From Peter Francis 21 Lansdowne Walk Peterborough PE2 7GD:
Tel 01733 685748 or 07425295929:
Personal Background:
67 year old retired businessman ex Shell Oil Nigeria Married to Martha, daughter aged 9 Mary at school in Peterborough Interests diverse connected with community affairs, justice and well being for older people in Peterborough, campaigning for better world I suppose Education – betterment of society through improved English Language and communications skills:
NGO experience, fund raising and running volunteer based NGO’s abroad Troublemaker – Not content with the status quo and willing to ruffle feathers in a firm assertive and polite way:
Acutely aware of by Human Rights and those of other and a seeker to enhance the rights we have and those we should have if the Un charter were properly applied and enshrined in law in the Uk:
Ambitions:
To see my child grow healthily and joyfully:
To seek to improve young people lives and job opportunities through their own personal development:
Personal fulfilment through marriage and the family and ensuring we recently returned British born Brits who are now in a multicultural world can integrate cross boundaries and collaborate peacefiully:
To do the best I can for aged parents To improve communications for old people and develop and use their PC web skills :
What am I doing about all this????:
I am fighting a campaign for better information for old people showing them easy way of reading about their rights:
- Through whom MP Stewart Jackson:
I want to develop a blog I have up and into into a fully fledged web radio tool :
I need some funding for::
Better separate internet telephone line, rental and installation £250pa £5550 plus £100D dedicated computer equipment and external storage hard disk £600 Creation of visuals for web site £200:
Anti virus software and firewalls £15:
0:
Website HTML design £ not sure ca £500:
Photographs £100:
Other Software Woordpress and Photoshop £700:
Recording equipment and microphones/headphones a mobile units for recording outside interviws in Peterborough with elder people - ca £1000 I guess:
Publicity for attracting trainees to the project £300:
Publicity through printed media and flyers foir the project £200:
Some transport £100:
Book or two £50:
Running costs : Musical performing copyright fees for the broadcast of commercial music £200 per month:
Postage printing photocopies binding collating £100:

Arts, history and language for Schools

SpikeIslandRadio is fun too and wants to Involve the whole community
Young people and good English - suggestions for schools
Your words and poems
A sound file (it's an mp3) accompanies this and can be played along with your work plan and the lesson.
The sound file can be heard by clicking here
Sounds and words
An author called Tony Buzen suggest that Sound can be used in teaching to improve retension and to create an atmosphere, even assist creativity by develop ideas< > It could be worth a try?

Poetry, the English language and you
. Go on ....... HELP with a poem or two?
Benjamin Zefaniah is from London and a Professor of poetry, he has published many poems, you can buy his books. He needed to improve his English he says, so he begins reading a poem that he wrote to help him do that
Here it is :-
'Dis poetry’, Benjamin even mentions William Shakespeare the poem

Dis poetry is like a riddim dat drops
De tongue fires a riddim dat shoots like shots
Dis poetry is designed fe rantin
Dance hall style, big mouth chanting,
Dis poetry nar put yu to sleep
Preaching follow me
Like yu is blind sheep,
Dis poetry is not Party Political
Not designed fe dose who are critical.
Dis poetry is wid me when I gu to me bed
It gets into me dreadlocks
It lingers around me head
Dis poetry goes wid me as I pedal me bike
I've tried Dis poetry is like a riddim dat drops
De tongue fires a riddim dat shoots like shots
Dis poetry is designed fe rantin
Dance hall style, big mouth chanting,
Dis poetry nar put yu to sleep
Preaching follow me
Like yu is blind sheep,
Dis poetry is not Party Political
Not designed fe dose who are critical.
Dis poetry is wid me when I gu to me bed
It gets into me dreadlocks
It lingers around me head
Dis poetry goes wid me as I pedal me bike
I tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like. are, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like. Shakespeare is shown below Benjamin's photograph

These are among the famous lines from Romeo and Juliet

Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
no longer be a Capulet

William Shakespeare was born in England Stratford Upon Avon and wrote hundreds of plays, sonnets and poems, one play was Romeo and Juliet, he also wrote wars and history.

English was developing and changing

Is it does today.
Shakespeare was very good at using the language and inventing new words,many of which we use today still Benjamin too uses his own madeup words sometimes;

Here are Romeo and Juliet as Shakespeare might have thought they looked

The Ancient Greeks wrote long poetry and stories of journeys and voyages too, lots about of these adventure which are called Epic Prose A wall carving and a the head of a statue, a bust it is called - perhaps this is Archimedes, an inventor, or one of the Greek Philosophers . I don't know who the two men are shown in the carved wall plaque

These are Greeks at war, they built and empire and had large armies,

The Trojan Horse shown here tellls the story from the Trojan War about the subterfuge (cunning) that the Greeks used to enter the city of Troy and end the conflict. After a fruitless 10-year siege, the Greeks built a huge wooden horse, and hid a select force of men inside. The Greeks pretended to sail away, and the Trojans pulled the horse into their city as a victory trophy. That night the Greek force crept out of the horse and opened the gates for the rest of the Greek army, which had sailed back under cover of night. The Greeks entered and destroyed the city of Troy, decisively ending the war. Have you noticed that the Greeks shown here look just like the Roman Soldiers, maybe you have seen them ]in a film. They were verty much alike and the Roman civilisation followed onm from the greeks
Can we write some small poems about this or any other story? Simple ones will be good, about school, or your Mum and Dad, even football , a game you like - even about school dinners!!!

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Titul
'The silence of the lambs' twas me what writ it,twas ever thus mes ameese, (applause, more applause, encore , he then gracefully courtseas,bows, exits stage right, falls over noisily to guffaws, 'Canned up agin Enri?'
INTERJECTION..
(FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS LET ORF BY LITTLE Mustakkkio XVii 'That's NOT bally funny' Miss Preece of the Valleys screams like the Treorchy Choir, 'it ain't boyooo,, that's the third time he's done it tooday')

photo fades out , VT now.. or freeze frame ...
'Yeah to the power of free thought(14 sum 7x9=??? and woe be upon us all and them Aldermens in Regalia Petrooburgeese Henry, tis anuffer, my bruffer, bleak wet Macbethalike amBurger 20111 night upon this kindly gathering of latterday yoretide Ortunnians -
(twitter nitter Facebook it quick patter of tinny foots and metres)
Yeah,verrily thus I do say unto three Henry yonder offsprings too be alive and living and well may they ..(loud sound of now frantikally scampering upper side darn feet and tables chairs being angrily football crowd madness like tossed and broken echo around the school hall)
Entre - Waiter, WAITEEER maintenant por favor mon ami!!!!(see a la carte menoo)
Soupe vicy sois n'est pas o du jour s'il Vous plate??

OOui Monsieur, immediatamente
Overview/Scenario and Presentayshun/appeal/ cry for help!!
We old gits get used to being ignored. It's exclushun and it hurts a bit at first, but we merilly leap switched in rocket boost back on to our zoomer frames, most of us. The alternative is that we just flippin flip flop bellly upp over, and give up zee ghost
.pause VT ..the ads start...cut to stoodeo
Ed - an aside, M subtly entitled 'I am from here (Petraburg)and I am entitled to waffle' campaign was launched this very crisp and even morn, sorry to interupt me mates
Skoool hymn
I will buy a badge meself
I shall wear it proud and tru too da loo la day... Johny,: before an emergency accurs
(sounds of Workington Brass (from Eye Toones (£3.75)) playing Edgar Allan Poe's Poomp and Circumstance MP3 via headphones, band fade in/out) as I go to school to collected Mary
St Botolphs C of E School down 'ere in Longueville mes amis, is typical I am told. Full STOP PUNkchewAySHUN YOU ILLITERATE SPIKE ISLAND GIT.....
Male ,female or inbetween, it's full of either deaf moootes who park on the disabled chevrons (a sin according to Headmistress Miss Daniels and also to Mathew verses 1874-1930 King James version) or frightened parents at the kiddy collect point.
Why?br> Dunno mates, dunno
I do foresouth suspect though that repeated spates of this bug that's going round might be to blame
The doc examined me and confirmed I have no STD's, it'snot me what done it says he , not a lot of consolation, he's a quack, but he said it such a nice cheeful smiley £65,000 p,a, company car and golfin' afternoons in the park foc thanks to La Rochelle Pharmacy sponsorship scrub up and I'm orf enough (adjectives ends here) way

PAUSE HERE..
Scene ivxi opens NOW here
(A frisky night in yon frosty Longueville, Jean Henry and Mary swift unto the school go they, it is bonfire night ennit? Occasion -Prize giving 1874

Location: St Botollsus's's School hall - 80 or so parents

Chatter - zero
Apres Pantomime engagement - silenzio
Camera shutter click click clicks a plenty

NOW Intermediate Scene XXIII(a) (pensive mood applies here)
The old geezer wonders,wanders whilst he squanders his penshun and finks of his remaining days on this planet dreaming of his Mum's rhubarb custard tarts::: - 'Do they talk at home en famille, these Fenland fringers and mates??, proper speak,Benglish or whatever? Does silenzio reigh 'ere in my home town , is it that they are just SHY

I ask Mrs Daniels if we the parents qualify for any Educashunale Occasishunal grants under Michel Goves new anti-pleb campaign ,so that free lessons could be arranged for all like The Big Sicety said twill be '''social engagement for grown ups with your kiddlies and other folk''', so we don't all forget how to get by in English or even at ,if push comes to shove, Bengali or adulterated Swahili even
Mrs Daniels says she really seriosly promises, croos my heart, looking into it with the Peterburgis Budgetary Group at the Console HQ,....but that I should not hold out tooo much hope this Century
1st Clooosing Scene (bis) - ''Oh Joy to the world...' The tra la la a la - St Bots Gospel Choir
Mary gits 'er certicate, looks like $1,000,000 'Proud Mary' la la l;ah,oooee, and we all trip elated and smilin' home in absolute silence THE THE COUP DE GRACE , we switch the 347 inch HD NEW telly on full belt top noth volume just to annoy the neighbours,
Henry and his buddy Abdullah switch their XYZ Boxes to - '''Full Metal Jacket - the final gooory 142 Hours'''- the baby screams continually for more grub - everyone's Yuletide happy and the Mullet Wine is brought out. 'The Capulets were recolting again Enri'
'That's Starbikkies for you ennit!'
Collapses and dies painfully thespian like on stage
Thurnderous applause encore, rigor mortis sets in agin

Curtins....

A new Police Uniform is needed for the 'friendly neighbourhood' policemen - NEW campaign

My neighbours talk liitle nowadays
They are wary of us
One liitle girl no longer comes to play at our house
Her Mum is cold and quiet
We live in a little close where everyone sees everything, where cars park and people come and go
Several times lately the Police have visited me, to deliver a trouble maker warning,

If they popped around in an unmarked car in plain clothes it would help

But they are welcome anyway
I am just branded the local criminal and that's that

No proper tea rooms? Lots of empty shops in Peterboro' Town Centre though? - A campaign is needed for some bally seats too

If you are concerned about the town centre, or if you want somewhere to drop in and,be out of the rain and stop shooping for a bit, or if you simply desire to sit in the open space, like the piazza centrale, the 'Tre fontane what don't often work' I have christened it (a reference my dears to the well known Rome fountains at Fontane di Trevi, as you ask) then this may interest YOU duckies.

So, tell me
Why can't a shop or too be opened up as a simple drop in tea and sandwich room where, instead of spending £333.25 on an ambooger or 17/6p on a reconstitooted Gregorio's Meat Pie
Mums,prams or pushchairs and kids could be much better accomodated AND something could entertain the kids, like a TV?
Is that a big ask?
Would that cost toooo much brass?
No, it would not
Mary Whitehouse, or whatever she is called, is supposed to be the whiz at renewing our High Streets, which are all in the same mess with farzands and 1000's of clothes Emporiums and poor Chinese supplied tattle, and Charity shops (v. useful, see my sweater...!) whilst the small shopkeeper and traditional tea room is driven out
Yes there is the cafe, at the Peterborough markit nearby , sad (but yes it's useful I agree)_the cafe by the little Tesco is the only place you can see some kids with Mums with prams having a cup of tea, and what a colourless place that is!

All right, all right!!!!!!!!!!!, there is yer MacHenry's and your Paris le Patisserie, yes, but how many Manky fatty Macs and coke can the kids guzzle down them and not become rolly polly obese, and in any case THEY don't speak Frog and the place is quite costly, 'Patisseerie zooot alors! Do they take Euros, I bet they don't?
Let Ye all campaign for a proper English tea and cakes room in the centre of town, and some ruddy seats for us oldies to sit on too, NOT under the baddy trees ye twits like what yers did before, pigeons sit in trees, pigeon pooo emantes pigeoins dunnit? THEM, didn't you know THAT I shall write, don't hold yet breath anything though, NOBODY answers my letters these days, just bins them me ducks! Especially the Council guys and gals in Peterborough, 'That trouble maker agin Marmaduke, bin it!!' I heard they say

Pic - 1) Boots Optical Store and Buy One get on Free Patisserie, my pic Fuji HS20EXR F4,1000th, weird filter Pic 2) A cup of tea

THE PRICE BARRIER We are plebs mates AND you had better understand what our place in society should jolly well be! Part of the problems is us plebs and the price barrier. They want big spenders in the city centre, the posh shops amd the larger chains have got to win, the PRIMARKS have got to thrive, and everything is money centric
Me and you and Mum's with kid's and pushkarts from Orton and Bretton just do not have that much to cough up on a Patissereee meal mates, a bally Bus Station Cafe is more our style they (they are the non plebs mate) reckon (it is cheaper too)
A tea and cakes place will attract us and, the truth is and it needs saying, they don't care if we stay away, they'd not be phased. I am not suggesting that we are not welcome BUT we would be of sooo much more much welcome if we flashed our American Express Gold card at the Patisserie.We can't, we aint got one.
That gap has to be bridged and us plebs felt welcome wherever and whenever with how ever many kiddy poos, Grannies and pushchairs... for the sake of social unity (cohesion) in this Island, Spike Island too.... get it? Have I got it right fellow plebs?

Il fondatore

This is Moi! le photo..

Yes I'm ' il Fondatore' and I deseve it ....'(call me Ed if you prefer)

... my mates have promised to help with this in a jiffy...., get here soonest lads

Yes, this IS SpikeIslandRadio to be, an it's mostly about anarchy, making trouble for most people in authority, and campaigns on behalf of us old gits right, don't read on if you are not a supporter of that, you'll be bbbbored otherwise right......

I live in Orton Longueville and I am 67, married with children Mary and Nnenda and somewhere herein I believe is a wife, more children lay in my wake, cuddly girls too...

My email is pjcfrancis@yahoo.co.uk and my mobile is 07425295929

This WILL hopefully be a seriously weird and troublesome outlet for our expression of whatever it is we want to express, focus will be over 50's but I am hoping to engage younger vol help

If you have a computer and internet line, why not chip in, do contact me, you can use a pc and get on line at the library anyway, even if you don't have one at home don't fret

....Check this out if you are bored then
The Werrington History Society and their open evening talks, great one on the VC and its history last Friday Their lapsang sooochin is very good too.

Your Ed for now

Peter Francis

Are you are 'Oddfellow' or are you weird?

My Father was a memmber of the Oddfellows Society
He is still an 'oddfellow' and I seem to have inherited the trait
So I have joined them:

My daughter Mary aged 9 says that I am 'weird', and. to be frank, I am proud of being weird and I hope I shall always remain weird Amen to that .

........ ''My Dad's bally weird isn't he?' .

. . . .

The weird plan I prefer to call it the strategy of the absurd and the observation of the strange, weird, diverse or different, or any other adjective you choose for 'different', if it's all the same to you.

What the hell is the strategy? you're talking about the type of things which will be on SpikeIslandRadioPeterborough streaming radio when it starts 'ent you? Yes, I am talking about what might appear here
And NO I shall not outline strategy because it evolves as time passes by, BUT, in principal it WILL be eclectically weird and troublesome you might say, and THAT has to be THAT

I am waiting for some help to produce it you see....