Believe an experienced old fart, me Your wife/female partner throws a wobbly and calls the police
They come to your house
Often male and female police officer, but it does not matter
They WILL arrest YOU and take YOU away
Your name can be Harry Prince of all Christendom and beyond
Tough babe, YOU are going to the station
Yes
YOU will be eventually (takes 6 hours min) be fingerprinted, swabbed, dna’d and chuckled at
Take with you from home your entire collection of teabags milk and proper cup, 6 novels, I reference book, CD’s, cleaning cloths, spare shooe laces and some sandwiches, enough for the boys in blue too
FORGET the very existsance of words such as ‘rights ‘human ‘procfedure’ ‘normal’ ‘when’ ‘expeditious’ and many others you will be unable even to pronounce THESE, NONE – are in the Sam Johnson V revised Engerlish dixshunHarrie
Chew up on the way and ingest ALL bits of paper
take out a subscription to the Guardian, try to get an online copy if you can, it goes further
Yes iften means hardly ever if at all
It’s like this can I tell you my version
The correc reply if who fuckin cares Ivan the Terrible just sharrap stooopid
You can have what you want just press the bell we will bring it straight away
Means don’t friggin push it, YOU will get what we say WHEN we say it right, nowt else git head
My 9 year old daughter I have to get her from school please I have been here more than 5 hours now for nothing and I live in Peterbrough and if u had called me on the phone aand sent less than 2 men and 2 cars....and if you do ever I will come why should I not
risposte : disinterested silence and a polite shake of a diagonal head
Tomorrow more excitement as we grapple and deal with slammer speaker according to Johnson B 1455 version V Harper & qUEEN
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